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Joke of the Day
"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"
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"I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like ""omg do u think he likes me???"""
"What do you call a sad state? Missouri"
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother? Because he stays low key"
"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."
"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"
"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."
"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"