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Joke of the Day
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."
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"My dog said I was crazy"
"20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."
"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."
"I feel bad for people who suck at simulations. You can say, for them, i feel... Sim-pathetic! (Ba-dum-tuss)"
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."