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Joke of the Day
"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t."
Next Joke
"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"
"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."
"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"
"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."
"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."