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Joke of the Day
"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."
"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."
"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""
"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."
"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."
"You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."