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Joke of the Day

"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"

"I'm not racist I have a colored T.V."

"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"

"TIL that if you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end... You would die."

"A thermometer and a syringe walk into a bar... The bartender says ""look at this dude he has so many degrees!"", The syringe comes up and says ""Hah what a loser, at least I'm graduated"""

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"If you're moving to a new house for a ""fresh start,"" congratulations your new house is haunted."

"I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed."

"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"