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Joke of the Day

"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."

"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"

"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up"

"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."

"You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !"