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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
Next Joke
"I've never been on Jeopardy, but I have put a 4yo to bed, so I know what it's like to be asked about things you never even heard of."
"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."
"What has tiny balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine you sick fuck"
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"
"Who takes the most drugs? The police."
"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."