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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
Next Joke
"the hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective."
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."
"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""
"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."