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Joke of the Day
"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"
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"I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays."
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""
"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"