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Joke of the Day

"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."

"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."

"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."

"What do you call taking a dump after breakfast? A Brexit"

"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."

"Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn't feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups."