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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"

"A drunk man walks into a bar... ... and a table... and a chair..."

"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."

"My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!"

"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"

"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."

"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."

"I asked my wife what to wear to this black tie event. She said ""When in Rome"". So, I'm going as a naked, terrified Christian. With a tie."