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Joke of the Day
"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""
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"What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party? I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor."
"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."
"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."
"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."
"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
"If you hear one of the high piano keys repeating slowly, you're either watching a trailer for a horror movie, or you are a parent."
"Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren't seeing eye to eye anymore."