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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"
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"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."
"Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure."
"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away"
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."
"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"
"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."
"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"
"My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would make it perfect. Donuts."