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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"

"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."

"Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you."

"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."

"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"

"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."

"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"