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Joke of the Day

"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"

"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."

"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on. Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable."

"I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk."

"I'll never forget the cooking time for my supermarket brand spaghetti... 9-11 minutes"

"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"

"I don't care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog."