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Joke of the Day

"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? Your mum can't take a joke"

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"

"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."

"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."

"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."

"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."

"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"