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Joke of the Day
"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""
"Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work? IHOP"
"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""
"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("
"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."