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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running?? Because I might vote for it."
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"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"
"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it... Fuck that shit"
"They say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... Does that mean that the other one enjoys it?"
"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."
"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"