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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"

"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it."

"Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart."

"How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?"

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"

"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."