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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."

"I now know I drink too much. I walked out on my deck and swear I heard a mosquito yell out to his all his friends that the bar just opened."

"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"

"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"

"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."

"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out."

"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."