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Joke of the Day

"They say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... Does that mean that the other one enjoys it?"

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Some women just can't stand seeing a man have a good time."

"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."

"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"

"Billy's father walked in to find him masturbating... ""Son stop doing that, or you'll go blind one day!"" ""I'm over here, dad!"""

"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"

"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""

"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""

"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"

"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"