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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"
Next Joke
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."
"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."
"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"