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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"
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"Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8"", blonde, and the mother of my children."
"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."
"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"
"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"
"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."
"How do you hit on a Jewish girl? Tell her that she israeli hot!"
"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
"How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules? Post something humorous in /r/lounge. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?"