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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"

"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."

"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."

"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"I'm a Buddhist pothead so I hope I'm reincarnated as a horse so I can come back and eat grass all day."

"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"

"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"

"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between Jam and Jelly ...You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"