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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*"

"I wrote to the Bank: ""My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"""

"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."

"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."

"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."

"I hate it when people call me racist... When I'm not. I hate all races equally."

"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."