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Joke of the Day
"What's a nun's favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
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"Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!"
"Who invented triathlon? black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike"
"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."
"I don't need a girlfriend to get action... The Pokemon servers go down on me all the time."
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."
"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."
"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"