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"I like my girl like I like... Reddit Unexpectedly down on me!"
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"[obama cures cancer, invents hoverboards, saves baby by killing 3 lions with a flurry of devastating headbutts] Americans: LION KILLER OMG"
"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."
"Answering Machines ""I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person."""