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Joke of the Day
"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"
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"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"
"What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? Nothing."
"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""