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Joke of the Day

"What do mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars."

"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"

"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."

"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."

"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"

"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""

"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"