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Joke of the Day
"My goal in life is to be as chill as Forrest Whitaker's left eye"
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"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
"Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but ""helper monkeys"" Me: *lowers hand*"
"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"What do you call a bee from US? USB"
"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."