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Joke of the Day

"My math teacher used to call me average.... It was mean."

"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."

"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell."

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."

"The latest research shows that... Research is pointless."