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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
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"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."
"Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says ""I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."" The other ninja says ""Shur-I-ken."""
"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."
"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"
"Buying a parachute at a yard sale The sign says ""$5. Only used once. Never opened."""
"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"