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Joke of the Day
"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""
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"Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square"
"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"
"Octopus! how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!"
"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""
"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."
"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
"im trying to to see from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my ass"
"What sort of crime is it if a neckbeard commits murder? A fedoral offense."