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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."
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"A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her ""Allison."" I write, ""Marry me, Allison,"" in the sand and hide. And now we wait."
"Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? She had it coming."
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"
"I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no fucking money in there."
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."