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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus."

"Why did the vampire miss work? He was having a coffin fit!"

"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"What's the saddest thing in the world... Dick, His family are nuts, His neighbor is an asshole, His best friend is a pussy, And his master beats him"

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo."

"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."

"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."