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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."

"6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method."

"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here."

"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"

"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."

"What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? A tumblr."

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"

"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"