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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? She had it coming."
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"I don't know what it is, but there is something strangely sexy about the way my grandad gets down doggystyle so I can wipe him. nevermind."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
"Giant methane storm on Uranus. It just a really bad fart."
"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."
"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don't like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there."