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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? She had it coming."

"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."

"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought an Android Ipad."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"

"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."

"Why can't you make a movie with with Jewish people smoking weed? You can't show a group of Jews getting baked"

"RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout? BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name"

"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"

"Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well? He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."