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Joke of the Day

"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."

"Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth... Its pasteurized before you even see it!"

"before mcdonald's i bet ""don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown"" was a pretty hard and fast rule"

"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""

"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."

"occupation: the family disappointment"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."