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Joke of the Day

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"

"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food."

"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."

"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"