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Joke of the Day

"I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no fucking money in there."

"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."

"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"

"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""