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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
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"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"
"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"
"In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them"
"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."
"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."
"Why is it bad for blind people to skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog"