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Joke of the Day

"Girl: AH COO!! Man: Bless you. Girl: AH COO!! Man: Squared"

"What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto."

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"

"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."

"when I die I want you to save my skull and use me as a paperweight (and kiss me when no one is looking)"

"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"