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Joke of the Day

"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."

"What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison"

"""You're just not my cup of tea"" I say to someone else's cup of tea."

"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"

"In Soviet Russia... Light turns you on..."

"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke"

"What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know..."