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Joke of the Day

"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."

"I hate Sharknado, it is SO unrealistic. Rain? In California? Did they even pretend to research for this movie?"

"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."

"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."

"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."

"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."

"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""

"You know what's way better than an iPod? A zune"