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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="
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"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
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"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."