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Joke of the Day
"What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto."
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"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."
"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"I heard something crazy the other day apparently making alcohol in scotland is whiskey business"
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"Women's deodorant: Spring Breeze, Lilac, Gentle Sunshine. Men's deodorant: Sport, Mountain, Forest Fire, Rage, Fistfight, Childhood Angst."
"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."