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Joke of the Day
"What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto."
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"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"
"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."
"You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, ""I just find it funny how..."" because there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny."
"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."
"This joke is a repost [removed]"
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
"Wife: you're so damn forgetful! M: oh nonsense! W: ok, did you get the cat food? M: WE HAVE A CAT??"
"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"