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Joke of the Day

"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"""please human with me"" - bear"

"My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe...."

"My Thai girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though"

"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."

"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"

"Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club."