203697

Joke of the Day

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."

"*bird forgets to set alarm clock* *worm has pretty laid back morning*"

"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."

"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""

"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."

"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"

"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."

"I think my wife has a habit of walking in her sleep Every morning I find her sleeping in someone else's bed."