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Joke of the Day
"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
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"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""
"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"
"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."
"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"
"Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook."
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Why is dog man's best friend? Because it's the only way to have a bitch that doesn't talk."
"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."