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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"

"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"The perfect woman is 3 feet 4 inches tall with a square head ... So you can rest a can of beer on her head while she blows you."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"

"ME: [leaning over toilet] Hold back my hair YOU: Ok ME: [drinks from toilet like dog] YOU: You've made your point I'll wash up some glasses"

"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."

"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."

"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."