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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped."
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."
"(If you can't guess the obvious punch line, be warned its messed up) ....What's the best part of having sex with twentynine year olds!?... There's 20 of them"
"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."
"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."