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Joke of the Day

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"

"Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left."

"Why are some flowers gangsta ? Cause they carry pistils."

"Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU"

"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."

"I saw this farmer milking a baby cow and I thought to myself ""How could anybody stoop that low?"""

"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."

"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."

"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."

"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."