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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
"I just poked myself in the eyes... I can't see myself doing that again anytime soon."
"What do you if there is a black out? Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut."
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"
"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"What's the opposite of marshmellow? Well, I guess it would be marshmadness"