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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"Me I'm a joke"
"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."
"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."
"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"
"Why did the ghost go to jail? He got arrested for possession."
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."
"A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, ""Give me your wallet or you're science!"" The man says, ""Don't you mean history?"" The mugger yells, ""Don't try to change the subject!"""
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."