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Joke of the Day
"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."
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"Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'"
"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"
"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"
"I sleep with a water gun near my bed, in case of cat burglar."
"Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke."
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."